Tag: crazy

  • Sorry

    During a not so distant bout with insomnia, I became extremely bored – more bored than usual. The standard pacing, staring, thinking, writing, reading, and listening to music was not enough. I needed something new and I knew better than to wander the streets (recollections of admonishments from authority figures), so I decided to write letters to people – people I didn’t know. I opened up the phone book (remember those?) and picked a name at random. My first letter was rather pointless and rambling, but it was fun and during it I had an idea for a better letter. I decided to write apology letters to these complete strangers. Sometimes I kept them short and vague like, “I’m sorry I bumped into you on the street,” but I often wrote long and elaborate stories. Then, I mailed them. I have no idea what became of them, but thinking about how these people reacted keeps me up at night.

  • Forked

    You know when you’re down to that one fork? The one that’s the least dirty? And you keep using that fork because you don’t want to do the dishes. You’re faithful to that fork.

    Maybe this is a metaphor. Or maybe I just don’t want to eat with my fingers.

  • Insanity

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    Can be identified by the twitching of the foot and the crossing and uncrossing of the legs.